I got a box of these things coming from the boys at Mat Cult/Chromoly. They will definitely serve to re-establish my dominance around the office as my brief holiday stint somehow rendered my rep open game. A guy goes away for a week, comes back to a gang of new nicknames, homoerotic screensavers and re-arranged furniture. Hardy fuckin har guys. I’ll casually flip these things around during my meetings, but in a threatening manner. Much like smiling at someone, putting your hand on their shoulder, leaning close and saying something like “I plan to take your life in the very near future”. Casually threatening. I think that will be the term for 2009. You can order these things at www.matcult.com
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